So I'm turning twenty-one soon. I don't really understand the point of this birthday. Maybe the point is to make it to twenty-five so my insurance payments will go down.
I'm going to take a poll: What is the point of turning twenty-one?
1. "So you can go on a mission."
2. "Being able to drink... but if you're Mormon, I don't know."
3. "Being able to gamble."
4. "Being completely legal."
My point exactly. This is the most pointless birthday I've ever had in my entire life of birthdays. Maybe I'll get some money. Amen.
